Michael starts the show in an unprecedented display of humility by groveling for donations while shoveling food down his fat face, Mexicans enjoy bejeweled live beetles, and some of the best banging Michael has ever done was while blasted.  We’re living in a lobbyist driven prison contractor plantation, whatever the fundamentalist Christians believe is what Michael believes, and Dick Brass bitch slaps Microsoft in the New York Times.  The DOJ is still unsatisfied with Google’s plan to scan books, now matter how hard you try you’ll not find a video of the fatal luge crash, and Evelyn has advice for those of you who are having trouble sizing your “mams.” Bleh.  Michael is a hard-line radical neoconservative extremist who irresponsibly and imperialistically hopes Iran isn’t allowed to have nukes, if Obama stands firm against Chinese pressure to snub the Dalai Lama it’ll be a miracle,  and Michael torments Evelyn with the sounds of Fred.

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