After a show like this, the streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers.  Michael can’t stop shoving food into his fat hole during the show, Evelyn has fleas and is covered in feces, and Michael is now a fancy college boy.  The iPhone has fallen prey to an exploit, you clearly need to own an 18-button mouse, and watch out smart-phone owners: Verizon is going to double your early termination fee.  Michael’s decade-old admonitions about Britney Spears are now coming true, your masseuse should probably be allowed to finish you off without going to jail, and the current flavor of health care reform legislation will be a double-edged sword.

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