The show tonight could be seen as perhaps one of the greatest moments in recorded human history.  Michael treats Evelyn like she has a penis, Evelyn used to sit isolated in a room while someone screamed “Asshole!!!” at her in a quest for enlightenment, and Michael hopes to addict the world with the Marlboro Blend 27.  Obama and Hitler have much in common, Evelyn wants to suicide bomb PETA, the Earth Liberation Front needs your pledged contributions today, Nabila is hot, and the Swine Flu is bull crap.

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