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My BF’s Aunt Make Me Watch Her DEMON Cat… And I’ve Had Enough!


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My boyfriend Henry tells his terrible aunt Gloria that we’d watch her cat while she’s gone. I hate cats and do not want to do this, but Henry makes me. He’s at work all the time, so I have to deal with the cat’s destruction. I try to keep it outside, but Henry and Gloria demand that I keep it inside. It continues destroying things, including my big project for work. I’m pissed, but Henry cares more about HIS job and HIS imminent promotion. He invites his boss over for dinner (I have to cook, of course), and I sabotage it by bringing the cat back inside (which is what Henry wanted) and letting the cat destroy both the dinner and any hope for Henry’s promotion.

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