Okay, to be fair, Julian doesn't hate Taylor Swift as a person. He just can't stand the freaking media monolith her brand has become. Why? Because he honestly just doesn't care about his Reputation. Eh? Eh? Hope you like song puns. If not, Speak Now. I mean...Call it What You Want, but truly, You Belong With...us. Let's just get into it and see if we get out Safe and Sound. Okay, for real, that's enough. 

 

...Teardrops On My Guitar.