In Episode 15, Kupkake and Jenn take a deep dive into the raw, uncensored power of Black Moon Lilith!

Kupkake breaks down the history, myth, and astrological origin of Lilith, explaining what she represents in your birth chart, how her placement in the zodiac signs influences your life, and what she's stirring up for us right now.

Then, Jenn steps up to the deck to perform a custom 6-card The Black Moon Lilith Tarot Spread designed to help you face your shadow, reject societal expectations, and step into your ultimate uninhibited power.

If you're ready to stop pleasing others, embrace your wild self, and reclaim the parts of you that felt "too much," tune in and snag your deck! It's time for My Cards Told Me To!

Card 1: The Myth (Backstory & History)What ancestral story, shadow pattern, or past wound is ready to be acknowledged?

Card 2: The Stigma (Where You Refuse to Submit)In what area of life have you felt judged, rejected, or suppressed for being "too much"?

Card 3: The Shadow's Gift (Astrological Influence)What hidden superpower or raw, creative force unlocks when you embrace your Lilith placement?

Card 4: The Current Struggle (How She Affects You Now)Where are you currently fighting against societal expectations or self-policing your true nature?

Card 5: The Reclamation (What She's Up to Now)How can you actively step into your personal power and express your uninhibited truth today?

Card 6: The Wild Self (Integration)What must you release or claim to fully integrate your dark feminine / instinctual power?

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Today we are coming at you with zero chaos, zero grand epiphanies, and absolute minimum effort—because quite frankly, our nervous systems demanded a low-key day. If you were tuning in today expecting a full three-hour astrological audit of your entire birth chart or a dramatic exorcism of your life choices… you’re in the wrong place. Today, we are keeping it strictly chill.

We’re diving headfirst into your listener questions, and you guys brought the weird, the spooky, and the deeply relatable overthinking. We’re tackling everything from "Is my cat staring down an active entity or just a dust mote?" to "How do I stop my brain from turning a basic angel number into a full-blown existential catastrophe?" Let's be real: half the time we think the universe is sending us a dark, foreboding omen… it’s actually just our survival brain on three hours of sleep and an iced coffee on an empty stomach.

So light a candle, grab your emotional support beverage, lock your energetic doors, and let’s get into it!

The "Signal vs. Static" Tarot Spread

• 1. The Static (The Noise & Overthinking): Identifies where your nervous system or brain is currently creating mental chatter, false emergencies, or "what if" scenarios. Look at this card as the thoughts you can safely acknowledge and let pass without assigning them deeper spiritual weight.

• 2. The Mirror (Fear Disguised as a Sign): Highlights the exact fear, insecurity, or expectation that is currently warping your perception or trying to hijack a "sign" from the universe. This card points to where you might be projecting panic onto your reality, your deck, or your daily synchronicities.

• 3. The Signal (Pure Intuitive Truth): Uncovers the quiet, neutral, unbothered message your gut is actually trying to deliver beneath all the noise. Pay attention to the simple, low-stakes truth here—read it neutrally with no grand catastrophe or high drama.

• 4. The Anchor (Low-Stakes Integration): Offers a practical, grounded action step or boundary you can take right now to settle your nervous system and trust your core. This is your physical integration card for a low-key boundary, body reset, or simple habit to keep you grounded today.

[ 3. The Signal ] [ 1. The Static ] [ 2. The Mirror ] [ 4. The Anchor ]

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Welcome to Episode 13, kiddies! Grab your iced coffee and your deck because Kupkake and Jenn are serving full-blown cosmic triage.

Kupkake kicks off the chaos by recapping the lingering, petty energy from this past eclipse before diving straight into the high-strung, micromanaged hellscape of early September's planetary alignments and Virgo season.

Then, things get weird: we’ve got the ultimate Zodiac Cryptid breakdown, a special appearance by everyone's favorite sentient pair of pants—the Fresno Nightcrawler—and a quick spiral over the absolute nightmare that is the Batsquatch.

Plus, we’re keeping your bank account intact and your boundaries sealed with a custom Call My Power Back Bowl and a Return to Sender warding spell for your name.

Finally, Jenn pulls out the tarot deck for a ruthless 5-card September Survival Spread that reads us all for filth:

• Card 1: The August Hangover – Identifying the exact emotional garbage and terrible decisions from last month currently leaking into September.

• Card 2: The Main Event – The cosmic homework and mandatory life lesson the universe is hyper-fixating on right now whether we like it or not.

• Card 3: The Unnecessary Meltdown – The precise moment you’re going to spiral, overreact, and draft an essay of a text over a mild inconvenience.

• Card 4: The Garbage Can – The exact delusion, bad habit, or irrelevant person’s opinion you need to throw in the trash immediately to retain any sanity.

• Card 5: The Survival Strategy – The practical exit strategy you need to follow so we can all actually reach October without ruining our lives or getting blocked.

  
  

  Alright friends, ward your names, embrace the cryptid chaos, and go take out your emotional trash. We’ll see you next week! And remember... blame the deck, not the hosts!

  
  

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The moon is acting up again, which means it’s time for us to analyze your poor life choices through a celestial lens. Kupkake kicks things off with the complete survival guide for the upcoming eclipse—including exact time zone breakdowns so you know when to go outside, horoscopes to brace your bank account and love life, and a quick crash course on cord-cutting for anyone still lingering in your DMs. We also get spooky with global moon lore, diving into how the Nordics and the Philippines used to explain why the giant sky rock was acting weird.

Then, Jenn brings out the Tarot deck for a 5-card roast that your therapist isn't allowed to give you:

• Card 1 (The Spotlight): The massive, glaring reality check you’ve been wearing blindfolds to avoid.

  
  

• Card 2 (The Trash Can): The toxic habit, doomed side project, or dead-end text chain you need to bin immediately.

  
  

• Card 3 (The Delusion): The fake scenario you keep rehearsing in your head because reality feels too disrespectful.

  
  

• Card 4 (The Fuel): Where to actually channel all that feral, unhinged Full Moon energy this week.

  
  

• Card 5 (The Reality Check): The incredibly blunt piece of advice your higher self is exhausted from repeating.

  
  

Grab a drink, light a candle, and prepare to be called out. We’ll see you next week! And remember... blame the deck, not the hosts!

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Grab your tinfoil hats, pull up a card, and get ready—because this week on My Cards Told Me To, we are diving back in headfirst into the chaotic cosmic soup that is ALIENS!

We’re breaking down the government’s worst-kept cosmic secrets, plus doing a full, sign-by-sign breakdown of exactly what every zodiac sign would do if they encountered an alien.

Whether you're looking to integrate your shadow, prep for the mothership, or just laugh at our shit, this episode has the tea.

Tune in, turn on your radar, and remember: if it feels unhinged... your cards probably told you so.

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Grab your tinfoil hats, pull up a card, and get ready—because this week on My Cards Told Me To, we are diving headfirst into the chaotic cosmic soup.

First, we’re unpacking the August 12th Total Solar Eclipse in Leo. The universe is hitting the ultimate power-reset button, and while the spiritual world wants you to "do shadow work," your cards are here to tell you the unfiltered truth: it’s time to stop letting your ego drive the bus. We’re laying out a custom 5-card reality check spread to call out where you’re being extra, what drama you’re dodging, and how to survive the cosmic vibe shift without burning down your life.

Then, because the eclipse is clearly bending spacetime anyway, we’re pivoting to the ultimate earthly mystery: Government Alien Cover-ups. Are they hiding redacted files? Are the extra-terrestrials already walking among us at the grocery store?

We’re breaking down the government’s worst-kept cosmic secrets, plus doing a full, sign-by-sign breakdown of exactly what every zodiac sign would do if they encountered an alien.

Whether you're looking to integrate your shadow, prep for the mothership, or just laugh at our shit, this episode has the tea.

Tune in, turn on your radar, and remember: if it feels unhinged... your cards probably told you so.

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Are you ready to step into your "eat-me" era and stop shrinking to fit into spaces you’ve outgrown? In this episode, we’re hacking through our own self-delusions to harness the powerful energy of the 8/8 Lion's Gate Portal (July 28–Aug 12) and Chiron in Retrograde (Aug 3–Jan 6).

In this episode, we cover:

• Lion's Gate Portal: What it actually means, how to navigate physical symptoms (wired & tired?), and releasing "dead weight" energy to manifest faster.

• Chiron in Retrograde: Breakdown by Rising Sign—where are you self-sabotaging, over-giving, or hiding your true worth?

• Cabinet Conjuring: How to make an Enchanted Name Jar that converts anyone speaking your name into pure abundance for you.

  
  

"Welcome to the Jungle" 5-Card Tarot SpreadGrab your deck and follow along with us! Here are the card positions for this episode's spread:

• Card 1: The Ego Trap — "What fake modesty or self-delusion are you hiding behind?"Look, playing the quiet victim or pretending you "just don't care" is still an ego trip. This card calls out the specific excuse you’ve been using to stay comfortable in the dark.

• Card 2: The Main Character Energy — "Where do you actually need to own the room?"Leo energy demands spotlight, but you’ve been shrinking to fit inside someone else's tiny box. This position shows where you need to drop the performative humility and take the mic.

• Card 3: The Cosmic Flush — "What heavy bullshit needs to be dumped into the void immediately?"You can't walk through a high-vibe portal carrying three trunks full of old grudges, dead-end commitments, or expired relationships. What needs to go in the trash today?

• Card 4: The Uncomfortable Flex — "What gift or strength are you pretending you don't have?"Deep down, you know you’re ridiculously good at something, but owning it feels scary or loud. This card calls out the exact muscle you've been refusing to flex.

• Card 5: The Next Big Move — "How do we actually execute this without just lighting a candle and praying?"Manifestation requires actual motion. This is your practical, no-nonsense action step to capitalize on this portal energy before everyday life distracted-scrolls you back into submission.

  
  

Journal Prompts for the Portal:

1. What do I need to leave behind before I walk through the Lionsgate?

2. What is currently nurturing my spirit and how can I have more of this?

3. What magic is calling me that I am not pursuing, and why?

4. Eight things I love about myself.

5. How can I use my uniqueness to bring more love into the world without abandoning myself along the way?

Alright friends, pull your cards, laugh at the call-outs, and go do the weird thing. We’ll see you next week! And remember... blame the deck, not the hosts!

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Ditch the “namaste, cosmic light-worker” fluff—the universe is officially out of gold stars.

In this episode of My Cards Told Me To, the universe calling absolute bullshit on your comfort zone—and so are we. Between a spicy Aquarius Full Moon, Saturn pumping the brakes in retrograde, and the Lunar Nodes shifting to make us drop our ego-driven drama, the skies aren't asking for polite compliance anymore. They’re demanding you take off the mask and get weird.

• What Planet is in the Microwave? Kupkake breaks down the astro-speak: why the dramatic Leo Sun and detached Aquarius Moon are forcing a midsummer reality check, how Saturn Retrograde is making us fix our weak boundaries, and where the Nodal Shift is calling out your personal nonsense (complete with sign-by-sign horoscopes!).

  
  

• Two Girls, One Deck: Jenn lays down The "Grow Up & Get Weird" Full Moon Spread. We’re calling out where you’re secretly thriving (own those antlers!), where you're addicted to emotional static, and the unhinged genius ideas you're hiding just to play safe.

  
  

• Cabinet Conjuring: Kupkake gets grounded in the kitchen with a seed, rock, and string ritual bowl to anchor your biggest ambitions so they actually take root.

  
  

• Deck Around and Find Out: We answer a listener email from Alex in Chicago, whose group chat is throwing wet blankets on their big new creative project. Short answer? Stop taking your blueprint to people who only build doghouses.

  
  

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Grab your journals and call your energy back in, because the cosmos is forcing us into a deeply necessary, aggressive introverted era. In today’s episode, Jenn and Kupkake are breaking down the massive astrological alignment taking over the sky: Barbault’s Basket.

Kupkake takes us on a deep-dive masterclass into the complex mechanics of this rare basket configuration. Right now, the sky is a swirling vortex of Fire and Air (hello, Neptune in Aries, Jupiter in Leo, Pluto in Aquarius, and Uranus in Gemini). It’s an intellectual download and a radical identity shift all wrapped into one cosmic package. But with those heavy-hitter outer planets spinning in retrograde, all that heat isn't exploding outward—it’s turning inward. We are officially "spiritually under construction," and honestly? We love that for us.

To bring all that high-flying astrology down to earth, Jenn matches Kupkake's deep dive with a brilliant Tarot element cheat sheet, walking us through exactly how these cosmic shifts translate directly to our decks during her collective pull:

• 🔥 The House of Wands (Fire Placements): Burning away the fake, polished versions of ourselves to reclaim true sovereignty.

• 💨 The House of Swords (Air Placements): Rewiring our brains and cutting through toxic cultural conditioning.

• 🪵💧 The Anchors (Earth & Water): Why pulling Pentacles (the physical container) or Cups (the emotional fertilizer) right now is the exact medicine we need to keep from floating away or burning out.

  
  

To wrap it all together, Jenn channels the collective energy with a brand-new, exclusive 5-Card Barbault Basket Spread. We look deep into the Soil of what we're composting, the Weave of our creative tension, the Seeds of our most authentic downloads, and the Handle we need to practically carry it all without losing our minds.

Step out of the manic hustle, ground your chaotic genius, and let’s look at what the cards told us today.

Want to pull along with us? Here is the 5-card layout Jenn used in today’s collective reading to help you weave your own personal truth:

• Card 1: The Soil (The Retrograde Release) – What outdated conditioning or old fear are you composting to make room for new growth?

• Card 2: The Weave (The Creative Tension) – Where are you feeling the friction between your ego's desire to perform versus your need for honest evolution?

• Card 3: The Seed (The Authentic Spark) – What quiet, unpolished vision or download is trying to take root in your life right now?

• Card 4: The Harvest (What the Basket Holds) – If you trust the process of stripping away the excess, what beautiful new structure are you actually building?

• Card 5: The Handle (How to Carry It) – How can you practically carry this energy into daily life without burning out? What daily boundary do you need?

  
  

Grab your deck, pull up your chart, and let’s get into it.

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See you next week! Remember... blame the deck, not the hosts!

Are you staring at your astrological birth chart feeling completely overwhelmed, slightly attacked, and deeply confused? Same. This week, Kupkake breaks down the ultimate Astrology 101 cheat sheet, explaining what the planets actually do and how the houses aren’t just random pizza slices in a sky circle—they are the literal rooms of your life.

Then, Jenn takes the cosmic wheel with a massive, collective "As Above, So Below" Houses Spread. It’s a six-card powerhouse designed to map out your current vibe, from what’s secretly running the show behind the scenes to what your inner self actually needs (versus what you think you want).

Finally, we dive into the listener mailbag to rescue Elena, who is currently panicking over a massive 8th House stellium and a 2nd House of money that is... completely blank. Is an empty house a cosmic curse of eternal broke-ness? Absolutely not. Jenn drops The "Empty House Blacklight" Pull—a brilliant, fool-proof tarot hack to figure out exactly who is crashing on the couch of your empty houses so you can decorate the space without losing your goddamn mind.

Grab your deck, pull up your chart, and let’s get into it.

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See you next week! Remember... blame the deck, not the hosts!