We didn't smell our way out of the Escape Room, and ended up going to the largest shopping centre in the southern hemisphere - Chadstone - TWICE in one day. Once to fix Snapchat, briefly. Once to see Barbie. Tom ate humble pie over that. You really don't need to know the rules to play Dungeons and Dragons - so long as the Dungeon Master does. Holly doesn't like bacon or pizzas. Tracy has a list of foods she dislikes. It is good to be a Rockstar, though.

Tom and Holly welcome the highly requested and popular Haylee back into the Green Studio. And the Green Studio dog, Cookie, comes along for the ride too. Haylee stood up and sung like a real Rockstar, while Holly navigated around the largest shopping complex in the Southern Hemisphere. Street performers can be terrifying. So can snort laughing. What the hell? Shopping, shopping, shopping, lost. Recover. Namaste.

The clod, Tom, announced this as Episode 47. He apologises as it is Episode 46. Meanwhile, early in the recording, working conditions in the Green Studio were severely compromised by Holly’s “contribution”. May well need to consult the union. We wonder if Holly can remember what “DFO” stands for, even if she knows very well what to do when there. Chlo Chlo suffers FOMO around pyjama shopping at Peter Alexander’s in Chadstone City, and the crew have been running, ergoing and eating fish tablets to make their “trams and trains” run better. Tom lost his front tooth when his crown exploded eating a lamb chop. Streaming services are the gift that keep on giving, until they outlast your TV, and Holly has a MASSIVE English Royal Family and Princess Diana possible (hopeful) alternative reality.

Holly doesn’t like seeds. Weird. But does Tom really know Holly’s birthday? Australian Schools Futsal National Championships in Brisbane. Holly gets an A for her fractions test, so Christmas isn’t cancelled. Namaste.

Dog attack 'em. Pronounce “PHO?” properly would ya?! Tom and Holly pay their respects to their recently departed relative HRH Queen Elizabeth II. School holidays are for school holidays. Musical not chairs but hotel rooms. Holly's a chip/crisp whisperer. Things we say to each other. The Matrix and Holly discovered Lost. Chickens are producing again after a well earnt hiatus.

Namaste.

Tom and Holly are back for Season Trois! We see Holly’s strange relationship with a puffy yellow smiley face sticker and how good is the Star Wars Jedi theme? Yes, you know it. The little or the small fork?! Both hosts get through COVID but pi/3 + pi/6 = ??? Holly likes the dentist. Yep. What the? And we reminisce on how parents pass down diseases. Thanks a bunch. Tom is half a C (…years old) now. Namaste.

The MFCG hosts try out their local Pho and prepare every element (except for the noodles) of a ramen for the first time. Tom is changed as a person after this meal. Forever. It is important to balance brain exercise with body exercise with well-being, and Tom and Holly endeavoured to do this. Holly discovered Star Wars movies and laughed when they came up against Star Trek in one of our favourite shows, Superstore. Norseman review. So funny. People are favourited in netball apparently and if you have something to say, raise your hand and............Namaste.

Tom and Holly talk about what's on Holly's Maths Test? The dog attacked something. Top Gun viewing at the Jam Factory. Apparently, Dad's potato life is funny. The School Captain. Noodling. Possem with COVID compounded. Chlo Chlo is nearly a nurse! You can never take a recorded burp back. That's once. That's twice. Idiot. Namaste.

Tom and Holly went to the football! AFL Round 5 Easter Monday afternoon match. Hawthorn vs Geelong at the MCG. And we didn’t think we would win, but we did! Here Kitty, Kitty. Sushi is one of the best foods in the world. In Holly’s project, we found that in Australia we reuse wastewater to combat the global scarcity in fresh water…join the dots on that for yourself for a moment. The intrinsic importance of algebra. Season 9 MAFS couples wrap up and an extended Wisdom with Tom. You’re welcome. Namaste.

Did you know they teach sink drying at school? Holly does. And she is sitting scholarship exams soon too! She is very busy sacrificing for lent until Easter as well as déjà vu in the pastoral classroom. There is a war on. Nasty and unsettling. Tom and Holly contemplate the dangers of a government referring all decisions to the health professionals who concentrate only on minimising COVID infection – if you or someone you know is adversely affected by this content, please contact HELPLINE on 13 11 14 in Australia, or your local health support agency (for overseas listeners). We look at the abysmal behaviour on MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT (MAFS) and especially that of Olivia and Carolina vs Domenica…some of which was very difficult to watch. But perhaps the experiment will blow up? Who knows? Excitement.