Whattup, it’s me, Space Garbage. What’s going on this weekend? Where’s the party? I’m down for anything. My only real plans are smashing into the Earth at 15,660 MPH. You all want in? Yeah, it’s pretty fast, but I’ll most likely be landing in Jersey, and you know that’s where you want to be on Saturday night! And I’m gonna hit it hard, friends. Space.com says the atmosphere is probably going to mess me up, but honestly, that’s just how I pre-game.