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Calm down, it’s hardly a crisis. Don’t panic.

I am calm. I’m not panicking.

You don’t sound calm. You don’t talk to yourself unless you are in a gibbering panic.
I’m not gibbering. I’m thinking it through. I’m late for morning tennis. The kitchen looks as if it’s been the scene of an exploding porridge bomb ...

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