NOT “pickup lines”:

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1. How would you react if your boyfriend gave you an ultimatum?

2. Why do girls check out other girls more than they check out guys?

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4. You look like the type who would date a starving artist, but marry a doctor.

5. Let’s say you were dating this guy for a while, fell in love with him, and found out months later that he was broke. Would you break up with him?

6. Were you nervous the first time you tried on a bikini? My buddy said he was nervous when he first tried on a suit.

7. There was a study done recently that said that beautiful couples have more daughters and nerdy couples have more sons. Would you say your parents were beautiful or nerdy?

8. Who can keep a secret longer -- guys or girls?

9. Are the best lovers made or born?

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12. Who has better fashion sense -- girls or gay guys?

13. You look like the type of girl who would leave a club if another girl was wearing the same shirt.

14. I’ve read that men get more jealous from sexual infidelity and women get more jealous from love infidelity. Which one bothers you more?

15. Do you guys believe in reincarnation? If it were true, what kind of person do you think you’d be in your next life? You - point at potential cockblock - ... you look like you’d be a CEO in your next life... and you - point at target - a ballet geek!