Wow. How is it you look better. 
 
I'm gonna need proof this exists. 
 
Proof what exists. 
 
THE KOOLAID MAN erupts through the wall. 
 
OH YEAH. 
 
I'm going to bed. 
 
MA!
 
FRAN/SUPER JEWISH MOM
Look all I got is matzos and coconut water.
 
*colecanth growls scarily* 
 
FRAN/ SUPER JEWISH MOM
AHHH! 
Bananas! I got bananas! You want some bananas?!
 
COELACANTH
Arg?
 
COELACANTH, THE GIANT TERRIFLYING CLOUD MONSTER apparently Loves bananas

Wow. How is it you look better. I'm gonna need proof this exists. Proof what exists. THE KOOLAID MAN erupts through the wall. OH YEAH. I'm going to bed. MA! FRAN/SUPER JEWISH MOM Look all I got is matzos and coconut water. *colecanth growls scarily* FRAN/ SUPER JEWISH MOM AHHH! Bananas! I got bananas! You want some bananas?! COELACANTH Arg? COELACANTH, THE GIANT TERRIFLYING CLOUD MONSTER apparently Loves bananas

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