In the not too distant future

At AnimeCons TV

Elizabeth and TV's Doug

Were hatching a plan, you see

They met a guy by the name of Rob

A regular Joe with a flute-making job

He had a fun time cosplaying everyplace

But the con staff didn't like him so they shot him into space!

"We'll send him cheesy podcasts."

"The worst we can find." ("La la la!")

"He'll have to sit and watch them all

while we monitor his mind."

Now keep in mind Rob can't control

Where the podcasts begin or end ("La la la!")

He'll have to sit and watch them all

With the help of his special friends!

Robot roll call...

Tachikoma!

Terriermon!

Tom Servo!

Croooow!

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes

And other science facts ("La la la!")

Just repeat to yourself,

"It's April Fools, I should really just relax."

For Mystery Science Podcast 4000!