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* Lourdes and Tello are together in Number Two Cuz’s studio recording the day after Easter.
* Before Easter, the family had a birthday party for Lourdes’ niece. Things got a little awkward when Lourdes’ father showed up to the party.
* Tello pauses the story to keep from rushing into the main stories of the show.
* Lourdes and Tello realize the episode number is the same as their age.
* Tello recalls a story that Number Two Cuz told about having stretch marks that she’s not happy with, but that she would still rather have plastic surgery on her butt.
* Tello saw underwear similar to Lourdes’ shapeshifting underwear, and he was really uncomfortable about the whole situation.
* Number Two Cuz feels better about herself with the shapeshifting underwear.
* Lourdes talks about how awkward things got at the birthday party when her father showed up. Tello almost didn’t recognize him because Lourdes’ father is so old and short now.
* Tello wanted to interview Number Two Cuz’s dad for the podcast, but Lourdes wouldn’t let him. Tello wants to confront her father about an incident that happened when he was a child. Someone smeared cake frosting all over Tello’s glasses, and Tello believe Lourdes’ father had something to do with it.
* Tello wants to challenge Lourdes’ father to a fight. Since he’s diabetic, Tello’s plan is to throw a cake in his face and cut his toe.
* Lourdes admits that her father doesn’t take good care of himself or his medical conditions.
* Lourdes thinks that her father might actually apologize if he was in fact guilty of frosting Tello’s glasses.
* Tello recalls playing a trick on Luis (Lourdes’ husband) where he filled a shot glass with apple cider vinegar. That night Tello got so drunk he passed out and woke up in his underwear.
* Fave Cuz and Number Two Cuz’s father don’t get along, but their kids had a great time playing with each other in the swimming pool.
* Tello cheated on his diet because he couldn’t resist the Italian food at the party. Tello wasn’t expecting there to be Keto friendly food at the party, but there was.
* The family had a bootleg looking Mickey Mouse piñata at the party.
* The piñata fell a few times, and the kids really beat him up – even when he had fallen down to the ground.
* Mickey’s crotch was torn up from the short kids hitting upward at him.
* Tello didn’t like the piñata stick because it was dirty and looked like it was full of splinters.
* Tello was tempted by piñata candy when he saw his favorite on the ground.
* Lourdes celebrated a house warming with people whose trailer was damaged in Hurricane Harvey.
* Tello thinks the people should move out of a trailer for their own good.
* Tello wonders if Lourdes had a religious experience on Easter Sunday.
* Lourdes’ experience gave her the strength to attend a family gathering for Easter.
* Tello is sarcastic about Aunt Mary being prepared for the Easter party.
* Fave Cuz Phoebe still gets an Easter basket from Tello’s mom.
* Number Two Cuz remembers that Aunt Gloria used to make a Christmas stocking for Fave Cuz Phoebe, but Lourdes remember Phoebe leaving the stockings behind.
* Fave Cuz Phoebe claims that Tello’s mom has willed that Tello will have to take over making her Easter Basket when Tello’s mom passes away.
* Number Two Cuz saw photos of Phoebe with another Easter basket from home.
* Lourdes received a critique from her sis-in-law Angie that she falls asleep while listening to the podcast.
* Number Two Cuz accused her sister Phoebe of not bringing any food to the Ea...