We open this week’s episode with a Big 3 draft of the greatest Nintendo 64 games—things got tense early over who gets GoldenEye.

Then we talk about a real turkey holding a Minnesota neighborhood hostage, which somehow leads to poultry survival math. Dean’s conspiracy theory this week? He thinks birthmarks are marks from how you died in your past life. Obviously.

We close it all out with a Family Feud-style speed round in Bill’s Balls Games.
This one was dumb in the best way.

👇 Drop your N64 Big 3 below and let us know which game would not make the cut.
Also: how many turkeys you think you could take in a fight?