428 – Naked in a Cake

Love and chaos. (Excalibur #125)

In which you shouldn’t invite nazis to your wedding, there’s a lot of multiverse, Captain Britain and Meggan are pretty heteronormative but make it work, everybody forgot Feron, and the next husband will be Gatecrasher’s.

X-PLAINED:

Captain Britain varieties

The history of Brian Braddock and Meggan Puceanu, abridged

Excalibur #124-125

Mutants most likely to jump out of a cake

The Crazy Gang (again)

Meggan’s crush on Colossus

Colossus’s guilt about Meggan’s crush on Colossus

A surprise bridal shower

The return of Captain UK

Brian Braddock’s teetotaling techniques

Mimic’s ever-changing facial hair

Glorious, glorious chaos

Poor, poor Feron

Multiple awkward conversations

The return of Widget and also everyone else

Lightning Force (dammit)

A lengthy but not exhaustive list of Captains Britain

So many cameos

...Seriously, so many cameos

Dai Thomas’s anti-iron

Shockingly healthy communication

Bouquet brawls and garter gar-nage

A bittersweet ending

Nightcrawler’s best outfit

The universe where the X-Men X-Plain Jay & Miles

Our hypothetical post-finale Excalibur lineup

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