Phil & Bob shine a light on the seedy underbelly of NYC's wellness subculture. The Treehouse team also explores:

• how to buy drugs the old-fashioned way;

• why doctors don't want you to know THIS ONE SECRET about marijuana and dementia (and autism);

• Barry Diller and the powerful "Velvet Mafia"

• a very mean Buddhist Jewish grinch lady;

• Buddha's love for the Dallas Cowboys (minus 3.5 points over the Steelers)

• Phil's special massage in the East Village;

• moon appreciation; plus...

• Botox™, epicanthal folds, and TITTIES galore!!!