Spring 2016 allegedly arrives in New England at the same time as Winter Storm Regis, weather, weather, Plimoth Plantationists “storm” the beach at Corn Hill, the Douchebag™ Burger, Seafood (which in turn led to), NAMING STUFF, The Most Expensive Meals in the World and buying a BMW with Food Stamps. Plus: Anne’s Obsession with Israeli Television, Learn to Make Fire and We’re Putting Ourselves up for Adoption. Also: La Porsha!