We welcome back our old friend, action sports crazy man Jacob Zarick, to help us read the tea leaves of the future. Will ubers shower you with stem cells? Will mars have a Pornhub/Taco Bell? Will we teach the space whales algebra in exchange for their telepathic oscar bait? Only time will tell, but we say yes.

Picks:

Alex – Single Parents

Chris: Avengers: Endgame

Jacob: Punch up the Jam

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