A man goes into a Doctor, he says "Doc, I'm depressed, I don't think I can take it anymore, I've been thinking about killing myself". The Doctor says "Pierrot the Clown is performing tonight, that should cheer you up."

The show is sold out, the man instead spends his money on the surething.money Patreon. He necks himself, but his credit card doesn't expire until 2025 so it works out pretty good for us and we make a bit extra when I don't need to buy a t-shirt.

http://surething.money