What’s small and muggy and full of black mold?

As it turns out, both of our apartments!

This week we decided to allow Olivia some room to breathe while she preps for and takes her GRE, so we substituted the first episode of Snake Oil Salesmen for the long-awaited Leasing Companies Minisode. And boy is it a doozy - a two and a half hour long tirade filled to the brim with meticulous and excruciating detail. Health hazards? We've got 'em. Long emails filled with legal jargon and civil codes? Check. Human rights violations? Maybe - but definitely a bizarre lack of human empathy. We were feral at the end of this one, folks.

Featuring: the inescapable presence of mold spores, names changed to protect the extremely-not innocent, and a lease agreement that doesn't say Brooke can't shit on Mediterranean Village Apartment Complex! Eat it, losers!