New Year, New Season!!! WHEEEEEE– Wait, is the first topic newfangled burial methods??? Are we obsessed with dying or something? Yup! We skim gingerly over placenta eating before Kim regales us with the woeful tale of the Schroedinger's Barbados Visitor 'Ted' – he's there yet impossible to pin down. BTW Jen needs a place to crash in NYC so hit her up ASAP – king-sized bed & garden view only plz. Finally, Camilo (d)elves into the 2022 fashion trends of Goblincore, Dark Academia and Nostalgiacore. Oh, and please donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 7.4/11