Beatniks Bumtrips Bullshit

Narrating hieroglyphics and meditating on a mummy from the fourth dimension


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Mr Blue and Jedidiah


Egypt Valley of the Kings


SETI !!!!!


Valley of the Kings — Pod in the Tomb


Beatnix.

Pump trips.

Egypt.


Plate empty.

Let it drop.

Let the body drop.

Eyes closed.

Air leaves the mouth by itself —

unstoppable.


Life force overflowing.

Plant seeds like the mummies packed for afterlife.

Spread them.

Let them become river.


Recorded in the Valley of the Kings.

Starts in the tomb.


Yellow so vibrant it’s almost noxious.

Right side panel glowing.

Still shining after thousands of years.


This feels like a coat room.

Take your shoes off before entering eternity.

If this were a club, there’d be a girl taking coats.


Charging wave on the wall.

Rising.

Falling.

Sinusoid energy.


Hieroglyphs staggered —

not aligned with the chamber.

Wave pattern.


Finger wag.

Nana.


Heron wings spread.

Bird like a woman wrapping around thighs.

Mysticism.

Interpretation.


Unicorn scarab combo.

Dung beetle pushing something.

Not poop —

the sun.


Every night the beetle rolls the sun across the underworld

and pushes it back into the sky at dawn.


Ra in many forms.

Falcon.

Beetle.

Bull.

Held captive.

Released.


Phones glitching in the tomb.

There is a hieroglyphic of a man streaming piss from his head

Piss-head man barely invited to the party.

Streaming wave landing at his feet.


Curse talk.

Offer to pee on me to reverse it.

Soft because it’s hot.

Valley heat logic.


Switcheroo moment.

Sentence leaves my mouth,

enters his.


Beauty swapping faces.

Independent parts rearranging.


Graffiti on walls of a tagging civilization.

Can you tag a culture built on tag?


Finally alone.

Let’s meditate.


Donkey sounds echoing from the ridge.

Rock looks like it might slide.

Atmosphere thickening on the cheeks.


Counter-clockwise zodiac of white tiger faces.

Orange-red spinning disk.


Mummy seen from fourth dimension.

Inside and outside at once.

Layer inside layer inside layer.


Top of the valley —

air has to turn around up there.

Heat exchange.

Little vortexes.


How many rulers?

Fifty years.

Hundred.

Five hundred.

Eight hundred.

Continuous return to this one spot.


Like the Vatican City —

centuries of repetition.


Seti chamber.

Search for extraterrestrial intelligence named after a pharaoh.

Modern satellites inspired by ancient walls.


Braided cord running through generations.

At groin level in one tomb.

Higher in the next.

Three hundred years apart.

Same galactic line.


Cord ending in heart.

Cord ending in throat.


Snake carrying heads.

Lineage as light.

DNA before DNA.


Ropes and pulleys carved clearly.

Workers moving the sarcophagus.

Conveyor belt of eternity.


Ultra crisp iconography.

Penises drawn like fingers.

Belly buttons like eyes.


Snake running double-fisted through hands.

Working it like a living thing.


Inside the mountain:

just stone.

Carved out.


Ankh — key to the afterworld.

Given after the weighing.


Stars on the ceiling.

Blue and gold still alive.


Hippo on the roof.

Crocodile backpack.

Tongue out.

Switch point energy.


Jackals ahead.

Mummifiers.


Valley politics without speeches —

time stacked in layers.

Power as repetition.

Myth as infrastructure.


Meditation at the top.

Air turning.

History swirling.


Plate empty.

Body dropped.


Seed planted.

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Beatniks Bumtrips BullshitBy Jedidiah Jackson