Jack, Mike and Nate here for a fun episode of Hardly Focused! It’s Nate’s birthday, and it’s also Pi Day. This episode begins with the group discussing which is better – cake or pie. Per the discussion, it’s ultimately decided that cheesecake is a “bastard pie.”

Meanwhile, a gust of wind outside throws Jack through a loop. Mike notes that the wind in general has been outrageous, especially in the New England area. This leads the group to discuss the movie Twister, and why it’s clearly the greatest film ever made (next to The Terminator, of course.)

In a shocking move, Jack asks Mike what he thinks about Cam Newton re-signing with the New England Patriots. Mike is concerned about the team’s overall defense, given Newton’s “meh” performance last season. Nate just hopes the Patriots slam dunk their way to the World Series.