-They hand out an “F’d Around and Found Out” championship to an Iowa man who flashed drivers on the interstate “for excitement” and got arrested two days in a row

-New recurring segment “Insufferable Turd of the Day” is born — inaugural winner: singer Chris Daughtry for publicly whining that AI images showed him paying tribute to the late Charlie Kirk and declaring he does not stand with MAGA or anything “rooted in bigotry or exclusivity.”

-More on the nursing/teaching degree change; Andrew points out that in earlier generations many teachers were returning WWII/Korea/Vietnam veterans who brought real-world discipline to classrooms — a stark contrast to today.

-Quick hits on Democrats suddenly memory-holing their 2020 “burn down police stations” rhetoric, Marjorie Taylor Greene rumors, and Trump’s vow to “obliterate the Deep State.”