Hey sexy friends, welcome to the Unicorn Report! This is the third of four episodes recalling our sexy adventures at Naughty in Nawlins, the largest lifestyle convention in the world! Friday we kept the sexual energy going with a brief visit to the Beach bar, one of the hosted venues of the convention. Watching the topless ladies dancing and getting sexy with each other had me sweating, and not because it was hot outside! On the way to the bar, Dave got his own surprise from a lady who wanted to get personal under his kilt. Later in the day we talked with other podcasters at the Podcaster Forum. Hopefully I will be able to rebroadcast it soon on the show, stay tuned for that. Afterwards we learned all about how animals get sexy. Who would’ve guessed monkeys are capable of prostituting themselves for grapes? As the evening progressed, Dave and I visited Colette’s, a long-standing lifestyle club in New Orleans. Although most of it was a sexy experience, it took a dark turn which caught us both off-guard. We made the best of it however and wrapped up the night snuggled together in bed. Join us as we continue our audio tour of this wild lifestyle adventure!

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