Uncle Chaps joins the first 15 minutes of the program to discuss his Jaguars and defend his Simpsons slander before Dave rudely bursts into the studio to steal our handsome pal away. Then, it's on to the new version of the NBA, the one where everyone hates each other, the one where Arron Afflalo can't stop swinging on fools, the one with secret underground tunnels, the one where James Harden hires a hitman to get Austin Rivers up outta here once and for all, the one where the Cavaliers hate themselves.