Russell Wilson can’t breathe without somebody ripping him—yeah, I said it. It’s not even about football anymore, it’s about who he is. Then I’m going in on Miami: it’s time to stop pretending, the Dolphins need to move on from Tua. Over in hoops, the 2025 Basketball Hall of Fame class? Let’s be real, they’re handing out memberships like a Costco card. And to wrap it up—pro wrestling fans, rejoice—AJ Lee is back in WWE, and I’m already fantasy-booking her against Bayley and a few others. This one’s loud, blunt, and unapologetic.