DUCK!  It's the opening to this, the latest episode of our quarter-hours spent comingling.  This is a very special episode.  As it's the holidays, our entire fifteen minutes is taken up by stories of this time of year.  Guest star Sharon Spell kicks it off with a tale of taco soup.  Then OTHER guest star Pushy Muldowney counters with a weird gift once received.  Daniel saunters in next with a bon-mot about a dish that his mother prepares every Christmas.  Jason regales the group by recounting a gift-giving mishap.  Sharon and Jason then compare worst New Year's Eve stories, before Jason barges in again with something that he MUST tell us all.  Happy Merry, everybody!