WE ARE IN A HORROR DRAUGHT FOR VAMPIRES. No one is talking about it but it's true. Twilight exhausted folks and then Morbius drove the wooden stake right through the heart of its viewers and now it's like, what do we even want anymore? WELL WORRY NO MORE. We got Near Dark this week and buckle up bozos, the blood bathed box office blunder brings bumbling bats into broad baylight. My brain hurts. LISTEN UP.

Cowboy Caleb Colton (Adrian Pasdar) meets gorgeous Mae (Jenny Wright) at a bar, and the two have an immediate attraction. But when Mae turns out to be a vampire and bites Caleb on the neck, their relationship gets complicated. Wracked with a craving for human blood, Caleb is forced to leave his family and ride with Mae and her gang of vampires, including the evil Severen. Along the way Caleb must decide between his new love of Mae and the love of his family.