On tonight's finger lickin' good episode, Pat and Adam are watching Kathryn Bigelow's horror western hybrid, 1987's Near Dark.  Pat can't help but make comparisons to the 90's Bulls, and Adam confesses to being a vampire goth in his youth.  Also, we're pretty sure despite technically being a child, that Homer is still a huge pedo.  Plus...The Good, The Bad, & The Questionable and a rundown of our awards categories.