It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, a woman is hospitalized and nearly dies after an 8-hour wedgie. Then, we discuss a new anti-social behavior patrolling robot and some innovative Japanese business cards. Finally, a man orders 100 tacos on a first date and "forgets" his wallet.Read all of this week's stories:Woman nearly dies after 8-hour wedgie from high-waisted shortsMeet Xavier: The new robot patrolling the streets for 'anti-social behaviour'Japanese printing company’s witty business cards reveal the smile behind your maskMan orders 100 tacos on first date, asks woman to pay for them