Everyone meet my housemate Brian. He is the only kid more loyal to the Jersey Shore than I, and he is also the most polarizing human you'll ever meet.

Hear all about our staycation and Brian's strong opinioins on late night Leggetts, Hoffmans and condiments (as he chugs a few spiked seltzer flambongos in between topics.) If you've ever had a shore house, this will really hit home. Pardon the tipsy voice by the end of the show...