Neil explains our absence last week. (emergency, paging Doctor Beat) We discuss gay footballers, giving away your data and Debbie’s friend Carina, who temporarily lost a finger into a toe curling cavity.

We delve into the new series of POSE as well as Madonna’s new video. You’ll also hear about a break up note containing a c**k ring that literally had tongues wagging. All that plus we visit the very deepest part of the bottom of the ocean.