Welcome to The Everybody Hates Wayne Huizenga Show! / An accounting of an incident involving a young Wayne who allegedly caused permanent injury to another man's testicles / Spy Reports: Jeff DeForrest and the rest of the local media are spineless jellyfish / We take a short break from the Wayne Bashing for Atkins Talk / The owner of a bottled water company calls in and tells Neil he will live forever because he drinks her water / Back to Everybody Hates Wayne: Neil wonders why the media won't call Wayne out on his nonsense like the public does / A caller suggests that for one day everyone Boycott all of Wayne's businesses / And back to Food Talk, as Neil discusses Atkins, steaks, and various restaurants with the callers