Neil Rogers and The Bird have been on WIOD for over 6 months and look at the ratings. Neil has the rating, and you know what that means. He finds a pile of old Arbitron books. They are screenless, a big lunch coming, and they have dessert first. Callers today include Johnny Dark, Gordon Stevens, and Hotdog Jody. Some ZEAT4 spy reports, "Sales people are assholes", Rob Lowe reports, Joe with 2 N's, and the Lightning Round.