Neil is on early today because Stern's show ended by 10:30. Alyssa Milano is Behind the Beaded Curtain. Open phones, short show due to Marlins' game, and some bedtime stories. The #1 TV catchphrase is "You're Fired". Trump song parody at 00:54:25. POLL: How do you think you will die? (Neil voted Old Age or Natural Causes, Jorge voted for Heart Attack)