Dive into Neko Health's cutting-edge preventative healthcare system that captures 50 million data points in just 10 minutes. We examine how their €250 scans combine thermal imaging, 3D mapping, and deep learning for unprecedented precision—while navigating the complex waters of EU privacy laws and the thorny question of AI transparency in healthcare. Like a high-tech car maintenance system for humans, we explore if this premium service truly delivers on its promise of better health outcomes.