Pets. They are nice and all but what is the new thing, the next leap of a generation? Dressing them in outfits? Zapping them with rays? Giving them their owns pets? Giving those pets pets? We explore the possibilities of these "New Pets" as we dive into Neopia and the lore of Neopets. One wouldn't think the Scientologists would show up, though Viacom was to be expected.