Netflix is back with another "original" feature, and the Film School Janitors are their to clean up their mess!

This time it's a little sci-fi actioner called WAR MACHINE. (It has nothing to do with the MCU.) 

It's basically military porn with a killer robot. Check it out or don't - just make sure you listen to this review!

Netflix is back with another "original" feature, and the Film School Janitors are their to clean up their mess! This time it's a little sci-fi actioner called WAR MACHINE. (It has nothing to do with the MCU.) It's basically military porn with a killer robot. Check it out or don't - just make sure you listen to this review!

Netflix's War Machine (2026) Review

Here’s a little story about a trio of janitors. 
Might have heard they worked at a well-known film school.
They picked up a few things other than trash. 
They might hate your movie, or if drunk think it’s cool.
Every now and then they get together for a lunch break. 
Trash talk some movie, or TV, or streaming.
Rodney and Jason and Sean – they all clean halls. 
If you listen close you can hear kids screaming: Film School Janitors!

2024 Music "Aries Beats - Escape" is is under a Creative Commons (CC BY-SA 3.0) license. 
2019 Music from YouTube Audio Library [Aka YAL]
2019 Music provided by RFM: https://youtu.be/8BkqPryqA5Q
2018 Music: https://www.instagram.com/jaelaredd/ 
NCU Theme Music from YouTube Audio Library [Aka YAL]
High School Hero · Silent Partner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iguumobmY_4

At your local top-tier film-and-TV school, these three lurk the halls… sweeping… scrubbing…mopping…

What you drop, they pick up.  But that’s not all they’re picking up.

You see, after twenty years of cleaning up after film students, they’ve learned something – most movies are garbage.

So whenever their lunch breaks align, they catch up on the latest Hollywood has to offer.

In between taking out the trash, they’re talking trash.

Rodney – Sean – Jason… They are The Film School Janitors

Comedy

Here’s a little story about a trio of janitors. Might have heard they worked at a well-known film school. They picked up a few things other than trash. They might hate your movie, or if drunk think it’s cool. Every now and then they get together for a lunch break. Trash talk some movie, or TV, or streaming. Rodney and Jason and Sean – they all clean halls. If you listen close you can hear kids screaming: Film School Janitors! 2024 Music "Aries Beats - Escape" is is under a Creative Commons (CC BY-SA 3.0) license. 2019 Music from YouTube Audio Library [Aka YAL] 2019 Music provided by RFM: https://youtu.be/8BkqPryqA5Q 2018 Music: https://www.instagram.com/jaelaredd/ NCU Theme Music from YouTube Audio Library [Aka YAL] High School Hero · Silent Partner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iguumobmY_4 At your local top-tier film-and-TV school, these three lurk the halls… sweeping… scrubbing…mopping… What you drop, they pick up. But that’s not all they’re picking up. You see, after twenty years of cleaning up after film students, they’ve learned something – most movies are garbage. So whenever their lunch breaks align, they catch up on the latest Hollywood has to offer. In between taking out the trash, they’re talking trash. Rodney – Sean – Jason… They are The Film School Janitors

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