Sleep all day, party all night, never die, never grow old and the next line we all know it. Is it true? Well that all depends on who you ask. The tag line tells us that "it's fun to be a vampire." For David and the Lost Boys that certainly appeared to be the case even for Lestat. But what of the icon of vampire lore Count Dracula? His history seems one marred by tragedy. While you are endowed with near immortality your weaknesses are all  but common knowledge. Sunlight, stakes through the heart, garlic. But has anybody read a real book about vampires? Like a Time-Life book? We will have to ask Seth Gecko and Sex Machine. Fill up your water guns with holy water, avoid the sunlight if you sparkle and glamour your loved ones into listening to our blood chilling episode with Vampires Everywhere!