Starfleet Underground

Never Get Into a Turbolift Alone


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The shuttlepod comes in, like a wrecking ball, starts the show with a bang, and even though it's a setup, Starfleet shows us how they did cancel culture back in the day. Daniels returns to show Archer all of the cheat codes, and he does the Time Warp Again. It's just a jump to the left...Also: dick pics.
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00:00 Episode 79
01:00 https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
01:12 Non-Corporal Captain?
02:00 Tribbles on a leash
02:20 Eew!
03:00 Manly gripping cheeks
03:30 One Correction
03:55 Not Kid Friendly
04:16 Michelle Yeoh in Witcher Prequel - https://www.theverge.com/2021/7/6/22565149/michelle-yeoh-netflix-the-witcher-blood-origin-sword-elves
06:05 Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home coming back to theaters - https://trekmovie.com/2021/07/08/star-trek-iv-the-voyage-home-returns-to-theaters-in-august-for-2-nights-tickets-available-now/
06:47 Double Dumbass, bitch!
07:00 Star Trek at Comicon@home - https://www.youtube.com/user/ComicCon
08:00 Bathrobe and Tribble Slippers
08:18 Grudge's Book - https://www.amazon.com/Star-Trek-Discovery-Grudge-Books/dp/1801260478
09:30 Med Kit? https://www.factoryent.com/Star-Trek-The-Next-Generation-Medical-Set-p/408677.htm
10:30 Star Trek Movies - https://trekmovie.com/2021/07/07/paramount-releasing-star-trek-tos-movies-4k-uhd-blu-ray-set/
11:50 OK, Boomer
12:30 Star Trek: Enterprise - "Shockwave Part 1"
12:47 Teaser - "My Bad"
13:20 Starting off with a Bang!
14:00 A "Trek" episode?
14:40 Women?!
15:00 Ready to send Dick Pics?
15:30 Women don't want to see that
16:30 Denobulan Viagra
17:00 Making History Every Lightyear
17:50 Act I - "Clusterfuck of a Day"
18:30 Cancel Culture
18:50 "Ah, to be Vulcan"
19:49 I feel guilty
20:30 You Followed Protocol
21:10 Scrolling 3600 pics
21:30 Not wanting to fight?
21:44 Hard Blow to Archer
22:10 If only they brought Porthos!
22:50 Lot of Logs
23:30 Most Famous Boomer
23:51 Act II - "Spooning Surprise"
25:15 Depressed Archer
26:14 Magic Light Switch
26:54 It's Almost like Groundhog Day
27:15 Just say Temporal Cold War
27:56 T'Pol Steps Up
29:35 The Captain's Magic Underwear
30:17 Archer gets all the cheat codes
31:10 Act III - "Star Trek Street Cred"
31:37 Skedaddle
32:30 Don't believe in Time Travel
33:00 Trusting Daniels?
34:20 Send all the Senior Officers...Again!
34:49 Stun Grenade or RAID!
35:20 Playing Doom
35:39 Suliban CDs vs USB?
36:25 Reed has experience now
36:35 The Clamp
37:41 God Mode was ON!
38:00 Act IV - "Time Trap"
38:45 Cheat Code without saving
39:20 Mothballs of Death
40:05 Never get into a Turbolift alone
40:12 The Hero Thing
40:40 When You Fart in the Middle of Time Travel
41:05 Don't Stifle a Fart
42:00 Cliffhanger
43:00 Suliban Five Minutes
44:30 How do they get out of this?
45:05 Did that Tribble just call me an Asshole?
46:10 Heather's Score and Season 1 Recap
49:00 When Hoshi gets her confidence back
50:30 NO DICK PICS!
Next Week - Star Trek: Enterprise - "Shockwave Part 2"
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