Never make a fuss - get the facts in yer head,

Never take the bus - get a taxi instead,

So don't even think of getting me outta bed

Cos...if that's what he said, then that's what he said

He gave me a tenner, and he went off to bed,

He said 'never take a bus, they’re nasty'...he said,

I can hear all the words ringing round in my head,

Oh! 'nevermind the bus' huh! that's what HE said!

Nevermind the bus, that's what he said, yeh,

Nevermind the bus, get a hackney ahead,

And you'll never make a fuss with all the facts in yer head,

Nevermind the busses - that's what he said, yeh,

It easy to say if you’re wise like my dad,

I did have my eyes on getting a cab,

But yer giving out a tenner to a teenage lad,

It's worth couple of drinks, or a packet of fags!

I was gonna plan on heeding...his authoritive word,

Got distracted by a girl I know, and then it went blurred,

When the customers were leaving the club in their herds,

I was going down single like the rest of the nerds,

Nevermind the bus, that's what he said, yeh,

Nevermind the bus, get a hackney ahead,

And you'll never make a fuss with all the facts in yer head,

Nevermind the busses - that's what he said, yeh,

I've only got a fiver, and it's still in my hand,

And, that's where we're at, and that's where we stand,

And I can't a afford a cab, and I missed the last show,

Now I gotta walk home half pissed, and stoned,

There were so many dick-heads, and they're there walking about,

It's a pitiful invasion, now the zombies are out,

Then it got me thinking, yeh my Dad will understand,

So I shout out "TAXI!" while I'm waving my hand!

Nevermind the bus, that's what he said, yeh,

Nevermind the bus, get a hackney ahead,

And you'll never make a fuss with all the facts in yer head,

Nevermind the busses - that's what he said, yeh,

Because you never make fuss, cos that what he said,

Oh, nevermind the bus - oh, if that's what he said,

Is it easy to remember it with an axe in the head?

So nevermind the bus, oh, THATS what he said.

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