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New Girl: D-Day (S5E12)

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This week is on New Girl, a show with actors I like but have never watched the series until now (I'm still in season 1). If you are like me and haven't seen it, the show is about Jess, who after a bad break-up ends up moving into a loft with three single men. Although the men find her behavior very unusual, they support her - most of the time. It stars Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, Hannah Simone, and Lamorne Morris and was created by Elizabeth Meriwether. 


Bro Juice (theodysseyonline.com):

Ingredients 

  • One bottle of Vodka
  • One bottle of Everclear
  • One bottle of Fruit Punch
  • Large Cooler
  • One heaping cup of despair, anxiety, and self-loathing

    • Directions

    1. Stir the liquids together until they are thoroughly combined.
    2. Have fun and drink responsibly.


      3. New Girl Drinking Game (Pinterest.com):

      Take a Drink When...

      • Jess Sings
      • Schmidt has sex
      • The outside of the loft is shown
      • Schmidt has an OCD moment
      • A song plays that you recognize
      • There's a reference or flashback to fat Schmidt
      • There's a Jewish reference
      • Winston mentions a new job
      • Jess isn't wearing her glasses
      • There's an argument in the loft
      • They go to the bar together
      • Homeless Dave appears
      • Winston pulls a prank
      • A loft meeting is called
      • They say the word loft

        • Take a Shot When...

        • Schmidt has to put money in the douche bag jar
        • Jess cries
        • Winston's cat is on screen
        • Somebody breaks up
        • Nick moon walks out of a situation
        • Nadia makes an appearance
        • A parent or sibling visits
        • Tran and Nick have a talk
        • An old ex shows up
        • There is a flashback to college
        • Schmidt mispronounces a word
        • Someone starts a new job
        • Jess watches Dirty Dancing
        • Character is called by full name

          • Finish Your Drink When...

          • A character gets drunk
          • A secret gets leaked
          • They play True American
          • Someone new moves in
          • Jess gets high
          • They attend a wedding or get married


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