Your girl, she be like,

"Met a new kinda man today/ right there by the Spend N Save/ Not what you would call my type/ but I think I'm gonna fuck him, anyway!'

Bitch that's the best decision you'll make this semester/ let's getchu' out these wet chonies / on to your newfound obsession////

V1:Calvin Kreim/ catch me at the Palms Hyatt all the time/(in my mind )/ Am I high?/that's just my ego, nevermind him////Maybe you know one of my other go-by's or pseudonyms/bitches who know bitches I know always askin'/ "who's your friend?"////I'm five n--...(careful)Five t--...(really??) I'm "average height"/not exactly 'me Tarzan, you jane' but grab on if you like--oh yeah, and white//don't worry though/I don't impersonate blacks/My mother's mother's mother's mother was/so that ain't an act.

I guarantee the NAACP is sure to hate that/ (yes, it's a joke)/ "Go back to nowhere with your Caucasian ass"--I know.

Learnt a new magic trick, mosey on over chere'/ I'll make you hiccup/ at the same time make my dick disappear//You don't know me, but you been waitin' to blow me for years/ I'm not that hot, but I'll intrigue you--ask your friends and your peers, they'll tell you

I met a new kinda man today/right there at the check-cash place/ possible autism case (BUT I KINDA WANNA FUCK HIM, ANYWAY)//Bitch I don't give a damn if you think I'm retarded/ I'll get you so hot and bothered they'll have to charge me with arson////

V2. Any educated man knows the female orgasm's mental/ so since my word count is mental/ (my fuckin' vocab is mental)//let these brokeback millennials/ go lo-jack they perineum/ this old dope-ass Cohete will be in the trenches getting some//// The nastiest nymphos make me hear wedding bells/ they spread and yell/ I scratch that itch better than any fentanyl you selling, bro/and better yet, the level of dependence is irrelevant/ my cum is schedule 1 / it's a dangerous drug to the government////

Don't make me madder/ by saying my baby-batter lacks any medical value before you get a facial bath

(yea thatta girl)

I ain't a winner/ I change the game from beginnin'/ Don't get it twisted though I know it leads to what's known as winning/That's what I mean/ I'll get where we're going/but you'll need a minute/it isn't cheatin'/ it's seeing things that the lesser beings didn't////

I met a new kinda man today/he's got something I cannot place/ [my gut is saying "Stacy, wait!"]/ definitely gonna fuck him, anyway!// Bitch I don't blame you, I'm fuckin' real charismatic/ let's turn the lights off/ gag and blindfold you and play "where is daddy"////