<p>Hello, desert rats. In this introductory episode, we talk about:</p>
<ul>
 <li>how New Mexico is filled with alcoholic, incestuous pedophiles</li>
 <li>how disgusting biscochitos are</li>
 <li>how New Mexico should be turned into the world's largest nuclear waste facility</li>
 <li>how the state needs to be put into the conservatorship of the Britney Spears family</li>
</ul>
<p>New Mexico sucks and so do you.</p>

Hello, desert rats. In this introductory episode, we talk about: how New Mexico is filled with alcoholic, incestuous pedophiles how disgusting biscochitos are how New Mexico should be turned into the world's largest nuclear waste facility how the state needs to be put into the conservatorship of the Britney Spears family New Mexico sucks and so do you.

New Mexico is a pit of alcoholic, incestuous pedophiles

New Mexico sucks and if you disagree, you belong there. We're going to criticize every aspect of New Mexico and its people. New Mexico needs to be annexed - by Colorado, Texas, Arizona, or Mexico, we don't care - New Mexico cannot continue to be allowed to exist as its own state.

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New Mexico is a pit of alcoholic, incestuous pedophiles

New Mexico is a pit of alcoholic, incestuous pedophiles