The Nutcracker 3d (movie 2010)

Jules sure picked a winner this time... This is a tale of the rise of fascism and the blitz with a veneer of music and holiday magic.   

The director felt that film can't capture ballet so he avoided dancing, instead opting to shoehorn lyrics into the Tchaikovsky composition. I can't imagine how they got Tim Rice to help with these clunky phrases. 

The imagery is at times beautiful and often disturbing.

This is a mess of a movie, it is like 3 half-movies and the corpse of a ballet smashed into one, so that means it's a bargain on Bluray from Amazon or iTunes streaming! 

Honestly though try not to pay to see this, and probably don't waste your time.

NEXT WEEK: We conclude on Christmas day with Dan's pick Noel, a short animated TV special about an ornament that has a happiness.

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