Good morning, afternoon, and evening! Happy New Year… or maybe Happy 2 Year as in 2 weeks into this year. Look, the NYE hangover was rough. Instead of doing some self-reflection, Kaylie, Gibby, and Bodio are looking outward and criticizing recent trends across media that really grind their gears. Starting the year on the right foot is so 2025. In 2026, they're ready to be petty. Also included: Gibby angers the Swifties. Pray for him.

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