Ted and Joy talk about New Year's Resolutions (but they don't make any!)

Joy finds some resolutions for Ted, but his quick answers get him in trouble.

Actually, Ted does find some resolutions he feels he can keep. But Joy disapproves.

But with January 10 being National Quitters Day, Ted submits.

And Ted has a rant about the Boise State playoff football game—actually, two rants.

Ultimately, Ted tries to play the Auld Lang Syne song on his kazoo for New Year's. But he gets censored!!