Eric and Greg chat about the benefits of eating ice cream in the morning, the fun of drowning in sugar, pee that smells like Cheerio's, celebrity nude hacking, the science of secure passwords, collective masturbation, effective branding, British jihadis, boots on the ground, boring Obama, Iran and the internet, the Hitler Museum, bars with free pizza, coffee shops with boobs, the coming legalization of prostitution, Mariah Carey's dogs, and much more.