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vvv vvv Smoking ban for people born after 2008 in the UK agreed Baroness Karren Brady steps down as West Ham vice chair after 16 years Key points from sacked official at heart of Mandelson vetting row Denbighshire cyclists and wheelchair users cant access 1m path Collapsed Sheffield law firm at centre of 39.5m fraud probe Boy, 17, charged with Kenton synagogue arson in Harrow UK unemployment rate sees surprise fall to 4.9 Spike in petrol thefts after Iran war pushed up fuel prices Madonna offers reward for return of missing Coachella costume The Onion launches new effort to turn Infowars into parody website